Anonymous asked: never heard of someone wanting someone else to yawn in their butthole. kudos.
Anonymous asked: what do you usually plug your butthole with?
spice up the last night of my last spring break... →
Anonymous asked: Are you truly horrible at singing/songwriting or is it another pathetic attempt of yours to get a "reaction" out of people?
You're never alone if you're married to your...
vinlikesarizonaicedtea asked: i miss you and need to see your face soon
Anonymous asked: Welp.
Anonymous asked: dude check the bellwther email account. srsly.
Give me something to do
tomwerring: me friends!
tired and thinking. throw some things my way. →
Anonymous asked: hot dogs.
Anonymous asked: you're pretty
got nada to dooooo →
anyone wanna come with to looney tunes tomorrow,...
i plan on getting whatever the hell it is i need to get to see kevin devine saturday.
Anonymous asked: wat da fugg doez this hellz shit mean dog
suburban-tarzan asked: Shot out of a cannon. You gotta fuck one, kill one, marry one: Mary Poppins, Mrs. Doubtfire, Hellen Hunt. Go!
dying for another 2 hours in my bio lecture. liven... →
i don't get to go home until 9:20; boring classes... →
Anonymous asked: what was the last thing you / bilder jerked off to?
iamhades asked: i was literally staring at my dashboard, cursing at myself that i forgot to add your screenname to my buddylist last night, and i was gonna come here and ask you for it, so i refreshed the page and your link was right there waiting for me, its a sign!
maybe spice up the last few minutes of my day? →
the harder you try
waitingforsubspace: the waste of words continues with a stunning persistence as the waiter runs by carrying the loaded tray for all the wise white boys who laugh at us. no matter. no matter, as long as your shoes are tied and nobody is walking too close behind. just being able to scratch yourself and be nonchalant is victory enough. those constipated minds that seek larger meaning will be...
iamhades asked: "Mrs. Schmitt" now i'm married?! news to me hahah :)
iamhades asked: Oh, by the way, thanks for saying hi to me at the show tonight :(
i'm that bored. as usual. →
ask me questions about things or make statements. →
bryanmcelwain asked: one day i'm gonna stage dive for bellwether and intentionally kick you in the face
all I’ve ever known are whores, ex-prostitutes, madwomen. I see men with quiet,...– Charles Bukowski, quiet clean girls in gingham dresses (via fuckyeahbukowski)
Anonymous asked: what has bellwether been up to lately